3 simple words for every NFL team

Looking at the NFL season in review I wanted to see if I could come up with three words to sum up every team, so that even if you didn’t watch the games you’d have an understanding of what happened.

Cleveland Browns – One win wonder

San Francisco 49ers – Ctrl alt delete

Chicago Bears – Cutler Hoyer Barkley

Jacksonville Jaguars – London’s best team

L.A Rams – LOSS Angeles Rams

New York Jets – Fitz the bed

L.A Chargers –  Lost to Browns

Carolina Panthers – Down to Earth

Cincinnati Bengals – Playmakers on three

Buffalo Bills – Rex was here

New Orleans Saints – Brees needs help

Philadelphia Eagles – Wentz beats Goff

Arizona Cardinals – Somebody call Romo

Indianapolis Colts – Wasting Luck’s prime

Minnesota Vikings – We nailed September

Baltimore Ravens – Our kickers awesome

Washington Redskins – Don’t like that

Tennessee Titans – Not terrible anymore

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Hey, some progress

Denver Broncos – Super bowl hangover

Detroit Lions – More like Kittens

Miami Dolphins – Must switch divisions

New York Giants – Hole in boat

Oakland Raiders – Derek Carr-ted away

Houston Texans – Worst contract ever

Seattle Seahawks – Window closing fast

Kansas City Chiefs – Playoff exit kings

Dallas Cowboys – Tony Romo? No-mo

Green Bay Packers – Nothing but Rodgers

Pittsburgh Steelers – Not Buttoned up

Atlanta Falcons – Needed bigger lead

New England Patriots – No days off


A bit of fun but hey, what the heck, there’s your 3 simple words


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